My banana looks like Matt Smith
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My banana looks like Matt Smith
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Well thats scary as fuck
omg
I love this.
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
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i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
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what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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