raising/fucking with kids, done right!
Oh my god that is adorable!!!!!
So she became Secretary of State instead
bitches get it done
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr
here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
what type of currency do they use in outer space
This was and always will be my crowning achievement in Cards Against Humanity